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The No-Workout Workout

A Daily Shower and/or Office Break Exercise

These are “isometric” exercises that can be done up to three times per day to strengthen all of your muscle groups.  Wikipedia defines “isometric” as strength training in which the joint angle and muscle length do not change during contraction.

So, hold each exercise below for 20 seconds/20 breaths.  You may wish to relax and contract periodically, say once per second.  Hold each exercise up to but not including pain.  Any muscle pain from a previous exercise should be selectively allowed less contraction.

If you discover enhancements to the below after experience, please advise.

1.   Back Arch: Arch the back so that lower back muscles, deltoids (upper back), triceps (back of upper arm), etc. are contracted.  Stretch your head backwards, unless you feel dizziness, then move your head forwards.  Alternate your contraction focus among the above muscles to maximize effects to all groups.  Continue breathing.  Take a short break if you feel feint, or go to the following exercise.

2.  Front Arch: Arch the front so that abdominal, pectoral (breast), and biceps, etc. are tightened.  Again, alternate your contraction focus among muscles to maximize effects to all groups.  Continue breathing.

3.  Squeeze: Raise the arms and contract the trapezius muscles (upper shoulder), gluteus maximus (butt), and quadriceps (top, front legs). Again, alternate your contraction focus among muscles to maximize effects to all groups.  Continue breathing.

4.  Rotate Side to Side: Rotate from side to side and look straight behind you, if you can several times.

5.  Rotate, Wag, and Nod head and neck to eliminate bone clicking.

6.  Rotate, Wag, and Nod shoulders and spine to eliminate bone clicking.

7.  Lunge with Right Leg Forward: Stretch left Achilles tendon.  Rotate both hands around several times to exercise lower arm muscles.  Bring left leg forward and up as far as possible, as if to start Karate kick forward, or complete kick forward, if room.  Rotate left leg backwards as far as possible contracting hamstring (upper back leg muscle), as if to start Karate kick backward, or complete kick backward, if room.

8.  Repeat Lunge above with left leg forward.

9.  Touch Your Toes: However, spread the feet at shoulder width apart and pretend to lift a heavy barbell from the floor to stretch the back parts of the legs.

10. Rotate each Foot to exercise all lower leg muscles while you turn off the shower.

 You will definitely start feeling stronger and bulkier and feel better day by day … so enjoy.

The Elevator

Have you ever been stuck in an elevator?  Can you imagine being in an elevator during an earthquake?   There is another good reason not to take an elevator . . . physical exercise.

Do not take an elevator for one floor under any circumstances.  Do not take an elevator for two floors, if you have the time.  Do not take an elevator for three floors for an excellent short workout.

Walk all the way up or down the stairs after work, unless, of course, it is greater than a dozen floors.  Do not worry about creating body odor by walking the stairs.  Stress causes much worse body odor than physical exertion.

If you do take the elevator, and the elevator is empty . . . besides you, of course . . . you have a great opportunity to exercise.  Do the shower tensing exercises, described above  Stretch in between.  Before you exit the door, throw that chest out, and butt in, get positive . . . and walk out the door.

The Television

During television commercials do jumping jacks for the whole time of commercials.  During the next commercials, do sit-ups.  And the next commercials, do pushups for the whole time.

Turn on MTV or other music programs and dance, dance, dance.

If you really want to get serious about exercising while watching television, have someone make up an exercise bicycle that turns an electrical generator.  Plug the television into the generator . . . and voila . . . no exercise, no television!

 The Car Wash

Wash your car yourself.  It doesn't really take any longer when you add in the trip to the carwash, the trip back, and the wait in long lines for your car to be wiped dry.  When you wash your car, you save money and get a good workout in addition.  The many muscles involved in car washing represents great stretching and strengthening opportunities.

Others

Get creative.  There are many ways to keep the blood coursing through your body during your daily activities.  If you think of more, please let me know by email, so that I can add them here.

Note: This article is not intended as medical advice and is not medical advice.  This article is intended to provide only general, non-specific health information.  The specific facts that apply to your health conditions may make the outcome different than would be anticipated by you.  You should consult with your health provider familiar with your health history prior to using this information.  This article does not create any health provider/client relationship.

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